There's one where Machete goes to the country to pick flowers called.... Machete Daffodils
On your deathbed, you will not wish you played more video games.
There's gonna be one where he has to go the hospital and it's gonna be called... Machete Bills.
Everyday is a day to celebrate
"if actions speak louder than words, then I'm the most deafening noise you've heard"
"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."
There's gonna be one where he's at the movies and he gets more soda. It's called... Machete Refills.
There's gonna be one where he goes out to sea and feeds the whales. It's called... Machete Khryl's.
There's gonna be one where he drops a dope rap and strikes a b-boy stance. It's called... Machete's ill.
There's gonna be one where he takes a bunch of medication at once. It's called... Machete Pills.
There's gonna be one where he wears a billowy boa out to the club. It's called... Machete Frills.
There's gonna be one where he releases a gaming video of him owning noobs. It's called... Machete Skills.
There's gonna be one where he helps his friend regain confidence. It's called... Machete Instills.
There's gonna be one where he grinds some wheat into grain. It's called... Machete Mills.
There's gonna be one where he attends Hogwarts and has to take notes. It's called... Machete Quills.
There's gonna be one where he plays a game and scores no points. It's called... Machete Nils.
There's gonna be one where he reveals his first name. It's called... Machete, Phil.
There's gonna be one where he becomes a farmer. It's called... Machete Tills.
There's gonna be one where he becomes a steel manufacturing tycoon. It's called... Machete's Mills.
There's gonna be one where he become an instructor in the army. It's called... Machete Drills.
There's gonna be one where he is on multiple advising boards. It's called... Machete's Councils.
There's gonna be one where he completes an arduous journey. It's called... Machete's Perils.
There's gonna be one where he levels up his Kakuna. It's called... Machete Beedrills.
There's gonna be one where he's really bored late at night. It's called... Glassjaw fills (the page with Machete jokes).
bored.
Glassjaw wrote:There's gonna be one where he's at the movies and he gets more soda. It's called... Machete Refills.There's gonna be one where he goes out to sea and feeds the whales. It's called... Machete Khryl's.There's gonna be one where he drops a dope rap and strikes a b-boy stance. It's called... Machete's ill.There's gonna be one where he takes a bunch of medication at once. It's called... Machete Pills.There's gonna be one where he wears a billowy boa out to the club. It's called... Machete Frills.There's gonna be one where he releases a gaming video of him owning noobs. It's called... Machete Skills.There's gonna be one where he helps his friend regain confidence. It's called... Machete Instills.There's gonna be one where he grinds some wheat into grain. It's called... Machete Mills.There's gonna be one where he attends Hogwarts and has to take notes. It's called... Machete Quills.There's gonna be one where he plays a game and scores no points. It's called... Machete Nils.There's gonna be one where he reveals his first name. It's called... Machete, Phil.There's gonna be one where he becomes a farmer. It's called... Machete Tills.There's gonna be one where he becomes a steel manufacturing tycoon. It's called... Machete's Mills.There's gonna be one where he become an instructor in the army. It's called... Machete Drills.There's gonna be one where he is on multiple advising boards. It's called... Machete's Councils.There's gonna be one where he completes an arduous journey. It's called... Machete's Perils.There's gonna be one where he levels up his Kakuna. It's called... Machete Beedrills.There's gonna be one where he's really bored late at night. It's called... Glassjaw fills (the page with Machete jokes). bored.-- Edited by Glassjaw on Thursday 10th of April 2014 04:06:33 AM
-- Edited by Glassjaw on Thursday 10th of April 2014 04:06:33 AM
XD I lost it at the first one, then realized you took the whole thing...
Xinika wrote: XD I lost it at the first one, then realized you took the whole thing...
I took the whole thing?
I can't believe I missed out on it this time.... machete's regretfill'd?
Glassjaw wrote:Xinika wrote: XD I lost it at the first one, then realized you took the whole thing...I took the whole thing?
I couldn't add one... :(
I remember Dmidge having one that was glorious