Srsly soccer? Watch a ball get kicked around for 2 hours and the final score is 1-0. Is this really the most popular sport in the world? Our Pro Football has 300 pound dudes charging across a field and taking other players fucking heads off.
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On your deathbed, you will not wish you played more video games.
Track is the only acceptable 'sport' because it measures your innate ability to outrun a wild animal. It's the best test we have right now, second to bear fighting.
Basketball, american football, tennis, golf, and anything involving a frisbee are not dumb. Baseball gets a 'meh' because I have a shitty shoulder from it.
Watching frisbee would be better than watching NASCAR any day of the week. It'd be like watching Soccer but faster-paced.
Baseball and golf aren't bad to watch, easily better than NASCAR. They're both at least good for a nice nap on the couch, while with NASCAR you've always got some hicktard announcer trying to shout over the engine noise.