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Kamdus
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Technically safe for work. But I still wouldn't.

 

Personal favorite quote:

 

"The closest you'll ever get to being frozen in carbonite like Han Solo while Boba Fett watches and masturbates, this thing is a bed with two sheets of thick latex that can be vacuum sealed around you. Finally, the sexual thrill of being a supermarket pork chop can be yours."

 

Read more:  15 Real Sex Toys That Will Give You Nightmares | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/15-real-sex-toys-that-will-give-you-nightmares_p2/#ixzz23CkqqofX



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That was amazing. It really opened my eyes to the possibilities the world can offer.

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I love cracked, I have their app on my phone, and read each article the day it is published while I am at work, lol.

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wow.....


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That latex vacuum thing, just imagining it makes it a little difficult to breathe. Like, who could ever possibly think that is a good idea?

(in before the Japanese)

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