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sports are dumb

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Is this real life? :000

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Srsly soccer? Watch a ball get kicked around for 2 hours and the final score is 1-0. Is this really the most popular sport in the world? Our Pro Football has 300 pound dudes charging across a field and taking other players fucking heads off.



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Ice hockey all the way!!! Grown men with sticks and 12 in sharpen blades on their feet traveling at around what? 20mph??? How awesome is that!!!



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Baseball Man.. true test of hand-eye coordination and agility.



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Track is the only acceptable 'sport' because it measures your innate ability to outrun a wild animal. It's the best test we have right now, second to bear fighting.

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More of a martial arts guy myself... less sporty, though.

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Oooh, does this count shooting sports?!?

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Lucyford wrote:

Oooh, does this count shooting sports?!?


 Shooting "sports" are not dumb. Also martial arts I can consider a sport and is awesome!



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motor sports are dumb. cars going in a circle can only be entertaining to the lowest forms of life.



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Basketball, american football, tennis, golf, and anything involving a frisbee are not dumb. Baseball gets a 'meh' because I have a shitty shoulder from it.

 

/agree with Kam about motor sports.



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Kamdus wrote:

motor sports are dumb. cars going in a circle can only be entertaining to the lowest forms of life.


 What you mean to say is NASCAR is dumb.  And drag racing, tbh.  Most of the GT circuits and F1 are wickedly fun to watch though.



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Only when they wreck.



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The act of racing would definitely be a million times more fun than watching it. True of most sports, but racing by far the most.



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Watching frisbee would suck more.

 

Also, fuck watching golf/baseball.



-- Edited by Lucyford on Wednesday 11th of July 2012 11:10:28 AM

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Watching frisbee would be better than watching NASCAR any day of the week. It'd be like watching Soccer but faster-paced.

 

Baseball and golf aren't bad to watch, easily better than NASCAR. They're both at least good for a nice nap on the couch, while with NASCAR you've always got some hicktard announcer trying to shout over the engine noise.



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I'm pretty sure I said NASCAR was awful. I meant watching GT/F1 is good.

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skateboarding/snowboarding not dumb amazing football dumb not europian football "soccer" but american football lammmmmeeeeee


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